Guys I am starting this thread because i can find any stuff like this. I hope guys you like this and participate in it. Thanks. Here I am starting it with 2 little jokes.
1.
Statistics show that 1% of women in the world,
are on medication for mental illness
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So beware!

99% are running around
without proper medication!!
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2.
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and
someone asks for 2,
How many do u have left?

Little Jhonny: 10

Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes,
how many would u have left then ?

Little Jhonny: 10 and a dead body.

 

good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

hahaha.. the first one was brilliant.. I read this a few days ago :P