Bra Shopping...
#1
04-14-2005, 08:22 PM
<DIV>A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?" </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple; the Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>~Amanda</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?" </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple; the Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>~Amanda</DIV>
#2
01-13-2009, 03:06 AM
Originally Posted by administrator
<DIV>A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy''s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I''d like to buy a bra for my wife." </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?" </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple; the Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>~Amanda</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?" </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple; the Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>~Amanda</DIV>
yea thats funny thank god i dont have to do that.
#3
01-23-2009, 07:58 PM
Once a NRI Lady went to Janpath for <b style=": rgb(160, 255, 255);">shopping[/b].
She suddenly remembered that she has an important appointment. By
chance she was not wearing a watch so she asked a sardar what the time
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Panties." The lady again asked what the time was. The reply was the
same. Then the lady told a person standing nearby the problem. Then the
sardar explained, "I am giving you the time. It is barah pantees